"'Shoes, ohmygod, shoes!'"

Hey, where do your feet live?

In my shoes, what, you been chiefing?

"click the shoes on that hummer!"

Wearing shoes makes you lustful to the opposite sex.

An Iraqi reporter takes off his shoe and throws it at Bush. Then proceeds to take off his other shoe to throw it at Bush again. Therefore throwing two shoes. The secret service failed at taking down this Iraqi reporter quickly.

Shoes, shoes, shoes, oh my God, shoes.

Aiyo can u grab me a pair of shoes for tonight?