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Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010

brastache 

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.
I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!
brastache by leporinis December 16, 2008

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.
"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"
beefstache by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009

browstache 

A female who has one eyebrow and a moustache.
Wow! browstache is rot!
browstache by doedie August 12, 2004

Browstache 

A birth defect that occurs in both males and females which can be recognized as an uninterrupted line of hair above the eyes and nose, but below the forehead, that causes two eyebrows to become one.

If left untreated, this condition may prevent people from attracting members of the opposite sex, as well as members of the same sex.

Also referred to as a unibrow, or omnibrow.
Dude, check out Collin Farrell's browstache.
Browstache by AlexTheTrainer January 13, 2010

Breastacles 

A manly display of courage, defiance, self determination or other unexpected act of standing up for ones self by the female of the human species.
I asked her to dance and she quickly put me in my place...now there's a pair of breastacles!
Breastacles by Doc Breger October 30, 2007