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something gifted with two heads, but only uses one or the other...or neither
female: want to come over later?
male: sure
male's thoughts: dude! sex!
by apple_fuzz May 08, 2006
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His gender.
He is a male.
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1.the cause of global warming and everything else bad that happens on earth

2.one of the best things that ever happened to woman

3.someone who thinks they are better then everybody when they aren't
damn...that male is hot

i am better than that male


by mystery grl August 08, 2008
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1. Contrary to popular belief, men are not "TEH SHITZ" or whatever they tend to believe that they are. While women go through their phases, men tend to rarely grow out of them and sometimes act the same way in their middle ages as they did in their teen years.

Generally, men tend to be egoists. There is such a thing as a nice guy, however, though you'll be hard pressed to find one. Some men are wonderful, caring people, but there are also assholes, who are worthy of being burned on the stake.

Many people believe it to be correct for men to be physically and emotionally attracted to women; they can also be attracted to other men as well. These men are called homosexuals. They can be bitchy or nice as well.

Men and women differ in their sexual organs, whereas men have dicks and other fun stuff, women get boobs and vaginas. Oooh, what fun.

The male is also the Y in the equation, just so ya know.

2. Slightly derogatory way to call a guy a man.
1. "That's the male bathroom, and that's the female bathroom."

2. "What a male!"
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-A gender that receives far too much grief. Our past is a bit dark, but so is Germany's. Contrary to belief, we're no more stereotypical than the female gender. We're also not all terrible people.

-Generally has to get the job to feed the kids and has to make the first move to get with a female. It's practically become par for the course.

-The far less sexist gender. BEFORE YOU ARGUE THIS POINT WITH ME: look at all the definitions of "male", "man" and "men" and THEN the definitions for "female" and "woman." Do you see a bit of a problem? Because I sure as fuck do.

-Generally not asshole douche pricks who lack sense and common courtesy. Can formulate coherent sentences and be intelligent individuals.
The male gender is 50% responsible for the human race.
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A male is a boy, someone who dosent care about life and just goes out to parties gets drunk and dies. Now some males don't do this but the majority do.
Woman:Guess what happened to me last night!
Friend: what?
Woman: A male came up to me and raped me!
Friend: OMG, oh well just like a normal male i guess.
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1. Generally good people. But there are some examples of true assholes who do think that women are inferior to them and are just a means for sex. Not all are, but a select few need to get a serious wake up call.

For those who don't, thank you for being a good person. For those who do, if you need sex that bad, here's a magazine, some lotion, and I hope you are smart enough to find your hand.
3. female
An inferior species that, over the course of time, has not learned that it's purpose is sex. They have insisted that they be equal to men, when in fact, they could never be. Fat women should die.
Rape is fun. Really fun.

See asshole
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