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by matt February 16, 2004
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1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.
Those breasts are making my mouth water!
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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and the lord said "let there be breasts on women."
by dave March 23, 2003
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You get a scale that defines them:
(from small to massive)
1 flat
2 fried eggs
3 titties
4 tits
5 Jibbies
6 boobs
7 broobs
8 breasts
9 juggs
10 mellons
by Who's huw November 06, 2003
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What lonely teenaged boys wish they could touch.
Look at that girl's breasts. I just want to reach over and...
by Colony September 20, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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On a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman's body he would turn to stone.
"Keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours."
by Jeremy November 15, 2003
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the jiggly appendages that women possess. used for fondling and especially licking circularly around the NIPPLE. you can bounce em and touch em and squeeze em, just dont ever hit em or you'll get slapped. and you can suck em, have fun boys! or women too i guess
Kawasaki softly fondled baba mukuru's luscious breast!
by KDAWG AND LISE June 04, 2004
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