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1. moustache
(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.

(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.
Hitler had a moustache

Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives
by Gumba Gumba Jun 1, 2004 share this
2. moustache
Facial hair between the upper lip and nose usually alvaros have it
Hey alvaro used to have a moustache because
we forced him to shave it off
3. moustache
A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).
Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.
by Ashley G Oct 7, 2003 share this
4. moustache
Usually in reference to homosexual men, a female a guy will be associated with, or even pretend to be dating, in order to create the illusion that said homosexual is straight.
Keiron was in a town where he would get his ass beat in a way he didn't like, so he brought his moustache susan around with him everywhere
5. moustache
more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff
yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O
by Neil Nov 15, 2004 share this
6. moustache
something black and hairy above ur lips
Sushil's got a thick moustache ndeed!!!
by sushil elias Feb 9, 2005 share this
7. moustache
also referred to as smearing. gathering up a finger or two full of that nasty greeze that forms between the upper inner thigh and scrotum, after a day or two (or more) of not showering, and then wiping or rubbing the finger(s) across the victim's upper lip area, directly under their nose, so as to cause them to have to smell the foul substance.
I gave that dirty bitch a moustache she'll not soon forget.
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