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1.
America's state-sponsored religion.
On Sunday we pray sports.
by thenewnumber904 March 23, 2006
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2.
the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)
"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."
by Nick D April 29, 2003
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3.
An athletic competition that is objectively scored.
Soccer is a sport in which points are scored by kicking a ball into the opposing team's goal.

Cheerleading is not a sport because judges give you a subjective score.
by Andrew May 25, 2003
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4.
To show off by wearing.
Ay, check out Cecilia SPORTIN' that thong! Daiyam!
by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003
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5.
Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.
Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.

Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.


Tom: Gotcha
by LD December 15, 2004
259 169
 
6.
A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.
Football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.
by paul mccabe May 25, 2005
334 247
 
7.
home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.
Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball.
by DeathBunny November 01, 2004
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