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beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.
"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"
beefstache by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009
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Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010
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beanstache 

A failed attempt at a moustache. Is often stroked when in deep thought or stalking. Cannot be shaved, apparently.
beanstache by Jordan October 26, 2004

Brewstache

When your drinking a beer and you get the foam on your upper lip.
Everybody laughed at Joe because he had a total brewstache.
Brewstache by smitsgitu December 9, 2009

buffstache 

Simply put, a buff dude with a killer mustache
Dude, check out that buffstache on that guy over there!
buffstache by Lyito March 26, 2014

bemustached 

Adj. Having a mustache that is particularly prominent or a defining facial feature.
This seemed very likely too, as classic and contemporary literature was practically falling off of the shelves in the rooms behind the bemustached man.
bemustached by Marinarinator November 4, 2014
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