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Men's best companion. Often referred as "My wife".
"Dude! Where's my car?"
by Anon May 06, 2003
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A people shell with four wheels.

People wear these devices to give themselves super human powers, and other desirable attributes. Most notable is the ability to travel long distances very quickly.

Other powers include metal-muscles. For instance when a skinny little puerto rican fucktard starts crying because you've slowed way below the speed limit to punish him for his tailgating, he can yell "I'll fuck you up mother fucker and slam his dashboard" without actually getting his teeth punched in.
Girl: "oh, you have a nice car"
Guy: "oh, you noticed, I'm flattered..."
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2-ton steel carriages powered by explosions, made out of dinosaurs which are used for transportation
I drove my car to the fuel station to fill reservoir with liquified prehistoric reptiles.
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you must have this and money in order to attract females.
Bob: you get any a** lately?
Mike: F**k yeah, ever since I got a job and a new car the b**tches are lining up.
B**tch: Hey nice car!
Mike: Back of the line Ho wait your turn.
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something that goes, vrooooooom vroooooooooom=
that car was going 120 miles per hour vroom bitchh vrooom
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A place where you can have sex.
Thats the 10th girl I've slammed in my car!
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Car (verb) : A shout of warning during a street hockey game. Mainly Eastern Massachusetts dialect.
When a motorist is within fifty yards of the goal, one shouts "car" and the goal is removed until the car passes. There's no need to shout '"game on" as they do in Canada, where attention spans differ.
by Alexander Thompson March 01, 2004
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