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1. A thing that controls the majority of the human population
2. What many people use as a way to avoid awkward conversations
3. What people go ape shit without
4. A life source for most humans
5. What causes narcissists to post shit loads of photos hoping to get as much attention as possible
6. The reason why no one plays outside anymore
Kid 1: what do u wanna do
Kid 2: let’s watch Jake paul on my 📱
Kid1: fuck yeah
📱 by Dubiks May 27, 2019

monthaversary 

A anniversary celebrated by younger couples when they have been together for a month. Usually a very special day where they appreciate the time they’ve had together and the future to come. When two partners show how much they love each other and celebrate their accomplishments.
Boy: “we have been together for a month!”
Girl: “I really appreciate our relationship and happy one monthaversary”

Chang Chang Wa 

A way of aliens from the planet Chang Chang Wa of communicating.
YOUR A CHANG CHANG WA if you scream
Chang Chang Wa
Chang Chang Wa by Brody3316 December 26, 2019

Sour Chops 

When you consume a sour sweet or similarly strong flavoured food item, which causes your jaw to spasm due to salivary gland over-simulation.
James eats a sour boiled sweet.

"Oh my god, I've got sour chops. My jaw is killing me. Wanna fight? Where's my step ladder?"
Sour Chops by Boatsome Swim June 20, 2018
Neds, much to the contrary of common belief, are not purely found within the Glasgow area, but litter most parks and wooded areas of Scotland drinking "Buckfast" and other get-pissed-quick drinks. The word "ned" does not stand for "non-educated-delinquent" as nowadays, neds can range from the educated to the idiots. Mainly, they are idiots. Neds do wear tracksuits and trainers and caps tilted very high upwards and gold rings. The Female ned, however, can be identified in two forms, The Manly Nedette and the Nedette. The nedette can also be known as a "Slut" "whore" or "person wearing very few clothes and lots of gold jewlery". The Manly Nedette is a female who wears tracksuits and trainers and caps tilted very high upwards and gold rings. A common trademark of the ned is trackies tucked into socks.
The Under-18s is a get together for under-age neds to mate.
ned by girl from Stirling September 9, 2008
A fashion trend that started in 2003/2004 and people often wear them with minskirts and tanktops. It's like 100 degrees and your feet smell because of uggs just use flip flops much better.
uggs by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006
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