She is gorgeous, smart, outgoing, a good listener and gives good advice. But here's the catch theres a limit with her. Push her too far you gone be in the middle of next year. She is very shy when you meet but once she warms up to you don't break that trust. Why? You'll never get that no time soon. Shes been broken many times if it takes you 2 years to get decent trust. She puts others before herself and sometimes even forget about herself commonly. That one chick you can always call to watch netflix with. But once you seen her you cant get her off your mind. She can very clingy but overprotective to her family and the ones she love. Can beat the shit out of anyone, she has no fear of no one or anything. She keeps her head high and follows her dreams and goals. She may act like she likes you but shes just being nice

A crippling addiction to aggressively rubbing one out, to the point your penis skin becomes numb and red. Those diagnosed with goonitis also have a tendency to do other vile, grobby things. Symptoms can be extreme blistering on the hands, fever, rash/over penile area and hallucinations.

Discovered in the early 2000’s by B. Cedar. Goonitis has become an epidemic in recent years and destroyed the lives of many. Mostly common amongst those between the ages of 12-25.

People named Jack are catboys with a humiliation fetish. They somehow manage to get girls despite being skinny and pale. Don't try to make fun of them, they get off on that.

A person, who will purposely wait for an attractive runner to run by so they can stare at said runners bum, bouncing ta-tas, and or strike up a conversation.

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To get something to drink.
the act of bevrication