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A Tory is misunderstood. Her mind spins out of control and sometimes she’s a bitch. Every day she tries her best to smile and pretend like everything’s okay. Her trust is at a very low scale because too many people have played her. If she falls for someone she falls hard but she’s scared to show her true feelings. Sports and education are important to Tory because she feels that she needs something to work hard in other than life. Boys go crazy over a Tori and you’re lucky if she picks you. A Tory keeps very few people in her friend circle. She’s the perfect combination of loyal and sexy but doesn’t feel that way. She’s skinny but hates it and puts others before her own needs. DON'T piss off a Tory. Once you’ve angered her, she will not put up with your bull shit unless she loves you. Her heart is filled with love and if she talks to you more than others, you have a close place in her heart. Don’t lose a Tory because she’s an amazing person if treated right.
Tory is an amazing girl, until you fuck with her.
Tory by NikkiBirds12 November 3, 2021

zion witten 

the sweetest boy ever. everyone thinks he’s gay, but he’s literally in love with maddie (@urhentaigirl). he hit 11k in walmart. he’s a mommy’s boy but refuses to admit it. (its cute zion, dont worry)
“zion witten is an eboy.”
“no he’s not!”
zion witten by scaredygoth February 10, 2019
Myka is a wonderful women who often looks to give people happiness, she can be upset at times, don’t mess with her while she’s playing a game. Myka is also thicc affff
Damn bro! That girl named myka is thicc af!
Myka by Arandomdude28777 November 12, 2020

racial plowfiling 

Occurs when everyone has shoveled their driveway, and a snow plow driver is plowing the roads, and he needs to dump the snow somewhere. Problem is, everyone's driveways are clear, so the decision is made as a matter of race.
MaximusBlack: This plow comes down the street, he's piling this stuff up, and he can't pile it anywhere else. So I know that this guy was looking around thinkin' of whose day he's going to screw over. And he looks to the left: white folk, white folk, white folk, white folk, negro. Plow him. And I get plowed in, and I was so sour! And all I can do is just stand there, and give him that look.

NovaWar: Wait, wait, wait, wait. I guess you could call that, "racial plowfiling" YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!

-Thyra (Z) VS Plowboy (T) -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV
racial plowfiling by Jesse_V February 14, 2013

Egnoramoose 

Basically being called a fucking retard by the pin game at Cracker Barrel.
My friend is such an Egnoramoose because his dumbass finished with four pins left in the pin game at Cracker Barrel.
Egnoramoose by Lizardboy108 December 24, 2023
A strong handsome man who brings tears to the eyes of men and has women fall into his arms. Also has a phobia of the common cactus and stores food stuffs up his own bum
I'm so hungry, I wish I was jenscee, I could pull a baguette out my buttocks!
jenscee by someg1rl November 6, 2014
The world thinks of me as scum because they can’t understand me.
Scum by YahWeh47 May 16, 2018
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