Definitions by scaredygoth

Columbia High School

A high school in Florida where kids communicate how small their dicks are by squatting their cars, girls get dress coded for leggings, and teachers sleep with each other in secret.

Damn, you went to Columbia High School? So did I! *Climbs into squatted truck*

Columbia High School by scaredygoth September 8, 2021

zion witten 

the sweetest boy ever. everyone thinks he’s gay, but he’s literally in love with maddie (@urhentaigirl). he hit 11k in walmart. he’s a mommy’s boy but refuses to admit it. (its cute zion, dont worry)

“zion witten is an eboy.”
“no he’s not!”

zion witten by scaredygoth February 10, 2019