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-Most often a young man, of small stature (this is often due to Pinda (Indonesian) ancestry (however this is not a topic to be discussed when first encountering a Guyon). Guyons' characteristically behave fresh and fruity and are fond of traveling, specifically in a 'gangsta-like' manner---because of this, they moisturize their faces with sunscreen.
Guyons'are typically friendly, funny and sweet. They like to talk (too much) and enjoy making others laugh. But, warning! Guyons' have a tendency to keep messy houses and can also smell quite bad.
The Guyon that I've encountered says Tomatto not Tomato and is a bad-ass mutha-fucka.
Guyon by E$Gangsta February 3, 2010
Best 80 ping console tunisian player
I got shit on by splitz today , he is really good smh
splitz by Vsplitz September 20, 2020

Samawich 

The act of having sex with some one between the mattress and bed frame.

Used to apply more pressure to achieve a tighter feel for both parties. Usually the female is Samawiched but can be used for gay couples as well.
Dude the chick I am seeing at the moment said I want to try something new so I showed her the Samawich. She loved the extra pressure from the Samawich press.

The only issue is the air supply so I am installing a scuba setup for longer durations.
Samawich by Hole of Knowledge December 12, 2018

greenivore 

A person who make their food choices based on it being organic and healthy for the environment rather than by whether is it meat or vegetable. (as opposed to being called a snobby eater)
Sorry -I can't eat this hamburger made of crappy processed beef or this salad made from non-organic lettuce - I'm a greenivore.
greenivore by memneh lifamy January 15, 2021
A girl who only fucking eats noodles and cries about everything
Wow that meal looks shit you must be doing a ’lottie’
Lottie by Lottie Draycott November 10, 2019

sorostitute 

Member of a whorority. Sorority member of "loose morals".
A sorostitute lives in a whorority house.
sorostitute by G. Sherman June 10, 2006
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