Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Alexification 

When your buddy Alex makes your songs sound beautiful.
Me: “Thanks for the Alexification!”
Alexification by Odd Aleson July 27, 2018
Secondhand (used or stolen) bling;
Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;
Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
Knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c Store.

Like costume jewelry, it don't spark and catch the eye;
but with dark glasses, you pimpin',
PAUL CROUCH ON TBN: "Mr. T why don't you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? You look 50 pounds lighter!"

MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."

(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)
blang by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

Ghetto porridge 

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge
"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."
Person that does a gay joke every 5 minutes
This guy is such a arasto the way he acts like a faggot
Arasto by anonymous November 22, 2021
A bong hit with Grabba in the bowl piece or just the Grabba alone
Pass the Fonezy

Pack me a Fonezy hit
fonezy by Damonn20 February 17, 2025
To feel angry or bitter about.
Do not resent good advice.
resent by Ubaid April 2, 2008
Load more