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SHIMMER JOHNSON 

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.
The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.
Geebies is a gee, and is only applicable as a gee to a hunny, a bb, bibi shasha, or a buHn.
My sweet hunny is a GEEBIES GEEBIES GEE
geebies by geebies February 8, 2017
Saran is a beautiful intelligent young hard working girl. She is very successful and hot as fuck. She is great in bed and has a great body shape. Sarah is great at sucking dick. She is known for her big tits and big booty. Overall, Sarah is a great smart, beautiful human.
"Did Sarah give u a blowjob last night?"
"Yes she made me cum."
Sarah by weirdo210000 April 4, 2020

Photoeditor

An ugly person who edits pictures of his/herself for the purpose of looking more attractive in photos. Usually to attract potential e-lovers/friends on social networking sites such as myspace, bebo etc. to compensate for their lack of social skills in the real world.

See: Sket
Gavin: "Hey Michael, that bitch you were talking to on bebo is really stunning."

Michael: "No, she's a photoeditor, you should fucking see her in real life!"
Photoeditor by Gavin FF June 21, 2008

Pulled a Randy 

Alexia: *spills milk on herself*

Makena: “Haha Alexia just pulled a randy!”
Pulled a Randy by imnotrandy October 18, 2020
1: The two mammary glands located on a woman's chest.
2: A couple of fools.
3: adj. Nice, cool, sweet, etc...
Those sweet rims on Eric's 4x4 pickup are tits.
tits by El Maunu April 17, 2006
My loomf and me found out that a soomf had a coomf on me.
Loomf by anonymous July 10, 2022
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