White Valar Rial, or WVR for short, is a music group created by Aljuu on April 14th, 2022. The group originated from only the creator on SoundCloud and Instagram.

A member of the Columbus based Desperate Measures Crew. Born in 1986, the Columbus native who plays in hardcore/metal bands and books shows has received his legendary shitbag status from his well known "cock" and "p.o.s." tattoos, single handedly hospitalizing hundreds of frat dudes, robbing armed robbers, setting people on fire, impregnating the turds of scene girls worldwide, out-eating all men who challenge him, banging girls in club bathrooms, and his unmatched rage. There is no man alive that has kept it this real since chuck norris. From the years of touring with bands to the periods of heavy drug usage to the hookers in Tijuana and Vegas and his willingness to do ANYTHING for money, at 21 years old has a superb reputation on this planet earth.

Someone who cuts their wrist

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

The phenomenon in which the rich elite of America let poor and lazy Americans catch the ball sweat trickling off of the rich man's scrotum. It is believed that consuming the rich man's testicular perspiration makes the poor pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

A girl with a great personality, great facial features, and a BANGING body which she knows how to work, and very talented....In other words THE perfect female

to you my love:

BOTTOM MAN

A juicy peach, a pair of thighs,
Packed inside her taughtened jeans:
A crafted view to whet the roving eye.

He chases down the wiggle, though she
Knows it in her giggle, so she
Gives a sense of unawares a try.

He must his hand arrest – or might he
Plausibly molest or slap
The symmetry that is her perky bulge?

But is she flaunting in a quest
To show her bum's the very best?
His dream's alive! but that he won't divulge!