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BOP by poopyheaddavis January 31, 2024
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Got Jokes
This is a term that someone, in a sentence, uses typically to express his Disillusionment, Dismay, Disenchantment, Disapproval, or Disappointment, regarding another person's using A Turn of Humour at the detriment & expense (Maliciously or Innocuously) of another person/entity -- usually, the one who felt compelled to invoke "Got Jokes" is the one who had been Punk'd by That Uttered Joke; though, there are some times when the person who is using "Got Jokes" may be invoking It, as a matter of Defense, on behalf of another person/entity who was the actual recipient of this errant Turn of Humour.
Example 1---
person 1: "Aww, man... ...I _need_ to go on ahead and just get this AIDS Test done, for R'il/for R'il! I'm damn near out my fuckin' mind, worryin' about whether I got It, or not!"
person 2: "Aw, yeah, man.. ..I recommend you get Dat Shit as soon as possible."
person 1: "I know/I know.. ..I mean, I don't wanna be like *your* Skankin' Ass, 'n' shit!"
person 2: "Oh yeah? I see. so, You **Got Jokes,** huh?"
person 1: "yeah I do, muh|fucker -- yeah, I do. you know i still love You, though, Dawg."
person 2: "hm. do you love me like the way you loved that Chimpanzee, earlier last week?"
person 1: ". . . . ."
person 2: ":-). you see, I **Got Jokes,** too."
person 1: "yeah; and, in a few more moments, you're gonna **Got My Foot** in your arse, as well!"
person 2: "l.o.l."
Example 2---
***Rock|Rock*** (8:28:58 p.m.): oh for Fuck's Sakes: i swear, the next time i hear George Dubya say "nook-kee-lur," i'ma send the sum|bitch a **Hooked On Phonics** Tape! my fucking god, man..
SoooOnPoint (8:30:07 p.m.): Yeah. Seriously. I personally am not able to surmise just how it was that a person of such apparent limited-intellectual capacity was able to land such a high-power job, as The Presidency, in the first place. He, himself, must have been giving some blowjobs, under desks, or something.
SnVnPnC (8:30:17 p.m.): lolz
Repub4Lif (8:31:22 p.m.): so u mother fucken libbies got jokes bout out prezidant or sumthin huh//?
well youall can go suck a fat1 an dye you freeedom hating bastards!11!!!1!
***Rock|Rock*** (8:32:45 p.m.): aww.. ..isn't It cute? a Red|Neck Bum|Fuck attempting to communicate with us as if he were A Human.
let us observe this Mystical Creature -- he may try "communicating" one more time.
.....
Repub4Lif (8:34:01 p.m.): FCUK U SCUM SUCKNG COMMEE!!1!1!!!
SoooOnPoint (8:35:58 p.m.): :-). Yes, of course. Using the profane as a point of refuge, when this animal has no actual intelligent manner of disputing what it is we are saying. Somehow, I am not surprised by this, at all.
***Repub4Lif has exited the room***
SnVnPnC (8:36:10 p.m.): thank god!!
person 1: "Aww, man... ...I _need_ to go on ahead and just get this AIDS Test done, for R'il/for R'il! I'm damn near out my fuckin' mind, worryin' about whether I got It, or not!"
person 2: "Aw, yeah, man.. ..I recommend you get Dat Shit as soon as possible."
person 1: "I know/I know.. ..I mean, I don't wanna be like *your* Skankin' Ass, 'n' shit!"
person 2: "Oh yeah? I see. so, You **Got Jokes,** huh?"
person 1: "yeah I do, muh|fucker -- yeah, I do. you know i still love You, though, Dawg."
person 2: "hm. do you love me like the way you loved that Chimpanzee, earlier last week?"
person 1: ". . . . ."
person 2: ":-). you see, I **Got Jokes,** too."
person 1: "yeah; and, in a few more moments, you're gonna **Got My Foot** in your arse, as well!"
person 2: "l.o.l."
Example 2---
***Rock|Rock*** (8:28:58 p.m.): oh for Fuck's Sakes: i swear, the next time i hear George Dubya say "nook-kee-lur," i'ma send the sum|bitch a **Hooked On Phonics** Tape! my fucking god, man..
SoooOnPoint (8:30:07 p.m.): Yeah. Seriously. I personally am not able to surmise just how it was that a person of such apparent limited-intellectual capacity was able to land such a high-power job, as The Presidency, in the first place. He, himself, must have been giving some blowjobs, under desks, or something.
SnVnPnC (8:30:17 p.m.): lolz
Repub4Lif (8:31:22 p.m.): so u mother fucken libbies got jokes bout out prezidant or sumthin huh//?
well youall can go suck a fat1 an dye you freeedom hating bastards!11!!!1!
***Rock|Rock*** (8:32:45 p.m.): aww.. ..isn't It cute? a Red|Neck Bum|Fuck attempting to communicate with us as if he were A Human.
let us observe this Mystical Creature -- he may try "communicating" one more time.
.....
Repub4Lif (8:34:01 p.m.): FCUK U SCUM SUCKNG COMMEE!!1!1!!!
SoooOnPoint (8:35:58 p.m.): :-). Yes, of course. Using the profane as a point of refuge, when this animal has no actual intelligent manner of disputing what it is we are saying. Somehow, I am not surprised by this, at all.
***Repub4Lif has exited the room***
SnVnPnC (8:36:10 p.m.): thank god!!
Got Jokes by ***Rock|Rock*** (a.k.a. "Mayor McShiv") June 11, 2006
Council Telly
Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription. So named because even those poor enough to live in council (local authority) housing are able to view it.
Council Telly by Neeel October 11, 2007
5 star G
A leader of a People Nation Blood gang, short for 5 Star General. also a general term for a member of a People NAtion Blood gang, because The People Nation uses the 5 point star.
A 5 star G, leader of a New JErsey Blood Gang, was arrested last weekend in the murder of a local rival gangmember.
5 star G by bryan rock January 19, 2008