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A Ponzie is the central architect of any Ponzi scheme, either historically or one in the present moment.

A Ponzie is similar in some respects to Fonzie (aka the Fonz) from the show "Happy Days" apart from the fact that he isn't called Fonzie, isn't in the show "Happy Days" and is, instead, running a fraudulent system of fictional finance.
That Ponzie just madoff with all the money.
Ponzie by Tulipia Manica June 23, 2011
a cheap imitation of goth, but much more winy, sappy, and sad.They ar also commonly mistaked or being gay. Emos are almost always goth poseres.
goth: i hate life. *beats in a random persons face*

emo: i hate life. *cuts rist*.
emo by steve666 February 4, 2008

Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!

Puss master 

A male who has a very large penis and can pound any girl at anytime and makes them orgasm atleast 5 times during sex. This person gets puss like it his day job. Also known as a babymaker because of how many girls he inpregnates.
Phil and derek are such puss masters!
they got double blowskees last night!
Puss master by puss masters December 6, 2010
Someone who is dorky and uncordinated like.
Man that guy is gumpy as hell
Gumpy by MattPo May 24, 2003

don't piss on my butter 

Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.
After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"
Just like in High-school, you peaked early in the JaxBeachShore Fantasy Football League.
Ooof he peaked, he must be Jewish
Peaked by IVG boi November 13, 2023
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