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Urban Dictionary

rig horny 

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.
lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
rig horny by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016
Beans is a word and transcends all languages. It means everything and nothing at the same time. The only real person who knows the true meaning of beans is Juan Diaz
Dominic: hey Jordan you wanna go see a movie later?
Jordan: beans.
Beans by spEd boi February 21, 2020

SpeEedwaGOnnn 

1: The act of being a awesome German gurgling water then spitting it out while saying "SpeEedwaGOnnn" in a French accent

2: Being German, speak Japanese / English, has been to Mexico with an English man before, can say "SpeEedwaGOnnn" with a French accent, has fought a Column Fellow in Switzerland / Italy with a 19 year old British man before, and dying at Stalingrad

3: Being Mr. Worldwide
Guy: says SpeEedwaGOnnn in a French accent

Other Guy: Stop being such a SpeEedwaGOnnn

Extraordinary 

Something extremely plain and boring and not worthy of being anything except worse than ordinary.
She was such and extraordinary person that I fell asleep.
Extraordinary by SRL September 26, 2004

Climatic Philosophy 

Philosophy geared specifically towards addressing the atmosphere of the day and age of the contemporary. Each philosophy is conditioned to addressing the schools and branches in their modern existence. The examples being made are established by modern philosophers and used by societies in their political and social atmosphere.
My climatic philosophy is to stop smoking in order to be environmentally friendly.
A derogatory term of Irish origin referring to people of darker skin tones.
Luna: Tom Brady used the word "Jank" in his latest tweet... and #tombradyisoverparty is already trending
Steph: Does anyone really care if Tom Brady gets cancelled?
Jank by Lambda Male July 4, 2021

The Perfect Bite 

A bite of food which includes every component of the meal.
The only real way to evaluate a meal, is by evaluating The Perfect Bite.
The Perfect Bite by osvodk May 28, 2022
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