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Urban Dictionary

Ultra Straight 

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

Cockussion 

Where a guy hits somebody over the head with his penis and it knocks the person into a daze.
That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.
Cockussion by Jarvass May 9, 2009

Hock Block 

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.
Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.
Hock Block by JCanada February 15, 2018

poobicle 

The cubicle in an office that is closest to the toilet, so the owner of the poobicle gets the smell of poop and hopefully air freshener every time the bathroom door opens.
"I know the status of everyone's digestive processes because my desk is in the poobicle."
poobicle by muerta January 11, 2012
A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.
Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny
Sam by dcnert June 17, 2016

metrosexual 

That shirt is so Henry Tang. If the shirt is deep purple and velvet.
metrosexual by Ayush November 10, 2003
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