Urban Dictionary
Ultra Straight
A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay
Ultra Straight by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021
Cockussion
That chick bit his dick when she was giving him head so he whipped out his cock and gave her a cockussion.
Cockussion by Jarvass May 9, 2009
Hock Block
When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.
Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.
Hock Block by JCanada February 15, 2018
Sam
A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.
metrosexual
metrosexual by Ayush November 10, 2003