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kurtography 

The act of taking Kurt's original photos and posting them on your Instagram. One who does this is called a "Kurtographer" and can be spotted by their lack of followers and medial photographic ability. While this is frowned apon it is not illegal as Kurt is an illegal Mexican immigrant.
Doolan is such Kurtographer, a master of kurtography
kurtography by Doolan111 November 23, 2014
A very deprived person.

Real Name: Francesca.. i think.

Has never Watched, or Played Pokemon.

Can't get a boyfriend because of it.
Ex:
Checca: ditto
ayric: reminds me of pokemon!
Checca: do they say that alot in pokemon?
ayric: theres a pokemon named ditto.. didnt you ever watch pokemon
Checca: no
ayric: you are deprived.
ayric: no wonder you cant get a boyfriend! YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED POKEMON!
Checca by BMoD January 14, 2005
Blake is a guy who can make you feel better when you're sad. He's such a nerdy and sweet guy who cracks jokes a lot. If you have a Blake for a boyfriend, don't ever leave him. He will always compliment you and make you feel very special. He is usually somewhat shy, so you should consider yourself lucky if you have him and he opens up to you. He is really adorable and cute and cares about others. If someone is sad, Blake will be there to comfort them. He's one of those nerdy guys who can get lost in a book, which is what most fangirls admire the most. He gives great hugs and makes you feel safe. If you tell him you need him, he'll be there. He won't leave you. If you have a Blake as a boyfriend you are very lucky. He is a loving and caring person and will always be there. Blake is amazing.
Jadzia: OMG BLECCA
Cameron: What the hell is Blecca
Jadzia: Blake and his girlfriend's ship name! HE'S SUCH A GOOD BOYFRIEND TO HER!
Blake by call_the_amberlamps June 15, 2014

substomanicinititiesitus

a life threatening disease for jesse given to him by mordecai
mordecai you killed jesse. you gave him substomanicinititiesitus. and he died in my arms last night. i cannot believe you mordecai. you betrayed my trust.
Dylan.

A really amazing boyfriend who’s really genuine and caring. He’s so perfect and I’m honestly so lucky to have him. He’s slow to anger and quick to solving problems. He’s so loving and kind. He has a girlfriend who’s going to be with him forever and she loves him so much. Even though she’s a bitch to him and gets angry but she loves his baby face and his adorable eyessss (I’m genuinely so obsessed with them ). He’s from Korea anddddd is super smart and nerdy.

Dylan,

I love you so so so much I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have you forever and I can’t wait to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you. You never fail to make me smile Dylan. I’m sorry if I’m ever mean and I hope you know how much I love you. You’re my world, Ik that’s ew and cringe and shit but I love youuuu

Love,
Christabel

Mwah
Dylan: I’m the best
Christabel: Ew shut up Dylan!!
Dylan!! by christabel!!!!! September 26, 2021
An Emily is a girl who makes it easy to get out of bed in the morning. She accepts you as you are, because she doesn't judge. And you accept her as she is, because she's flawless, Her beauty is only a reflection of her lovely heart, one any guy would be lucky to call his.
Terrance: i wanna fall in love with someone

Beth: hey, have you met emily?
Emily by nnam_ecnarret November 26, 2011
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