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kurtography 

The act of taking Kurt's original photos and posting them on your Instagram. One who does this is called a "Kurtographer" and can be spotted by their lack of followers and medial photographic ability. While this is frowned apon it is not illegal as Kurt is an illegal Mexican immigrant.
Doolan is such Kurtographer, a master of kurtography
kurtography by Doolan111 November 23, 2014
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Kornography 

The word comes from the 1997 music album by the band Korn. It's a play on the word pornography, and means nothing.
Also, the word is used in the Family Guy series, S17E18, when Peter is caught watching Kornography.com, which was Corn Pornography, showing a hot piece of corn, that was given a facial of butter. It was most likely gay corn pornography.
Have you checked out Kornography.com? Fox owns it. That's pretty messed up.
Kornography by GrammarFreedomFighter September 23, 2019
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Furtography 

The obsession of taking pictures that have all to do in the relation to fur.
Richard : "Where's Peteyk at? We've got all these strippers we need to tend to"

Izzy : "Oh you know, he's probably satisfying his furtography craving and taking pictures of poodles since he was ripped off by a stripper last night." He said he was going to be payed well and thank god because those strippers ask to do so much with nothing to show for it.

karaography 

The spastic dancing one does while participating in karaoke. Can be entertaining and sometimes even dangerous.
1. Doug's karaography is gonna get him laid one of these weekends.

2. Don't walk too closely to the guy with the crazy karaography.
karaography by Sonya_Begonia June 16, 2007

karaography 

The combination of rehearsed dance moves and singing infront of a large crowd.
I can't wait for Sarah's wedding where we can surpise everyone and perform some sweet karaography! No one will ever see it coming!
karaography by Lauren Lindsay February 20, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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