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texas trouser

when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate
caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her
texas trouser by Juicy Pelvis July 7, 2010
:? or called the Offinaun Is a emoticon to show the emotion of pondering the infinite, having existential crises, waiting for the eventual end of a current activity or life, ect.

Don't use the Offinaun if you are going through a bad time such as: Withdrawl, or depression. Also if you have any extreme mental disorders
Sorry, I'm just kind of just thinking about something right now :?
:? by Don't Spill July 9, 2023
A homosexual. Used now since the coming out of Neil Patrick Harris.
He may acts like he likes girs on TV, but in real life, he's a Doogie.
Doogie by fyiarf December 12, 2006

exbrosition 

When your homie expounds at length about last night’s festivities.
“Dude, cut the exbrosition already... I was there!”
When someone tries to undermine you with a question that you can outrightly do, so you reply wytmf which is abbreviation for What You Take Me For
Sarah:How's Christmas going?

Tolu: boring, dry
Tolu:How was Christmas at your side?
Sarah:More like how my Christmas went asides the cooking and hosting part.
Tolu: You cooked?

Sarah:wytmf
wytmf by Goldenwriter December 27, 2017

Garden School 

Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.
"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)
Garden School by Winterwolf28 September 27, 2017
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