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pounditure

Monitry terms for England, meaning how much money you have on you at one time. Used by up and coming rap artists, Alex Heard and Halim Rhouila which spread into the levels of London and is now used far across England.
"argh mate I cant come out with ya im low on pounditure"

"shit manz will lend you some dough I got bare pounditure left from work man..."
pounditure by Alex Heard, June 11, 2005
"Wow, you are acting like a straight up VeeBee!"
VeeBee by AshleyBoy May 13, 2016
A place full of people who are sexually attracted to anonymously pissing off innocent people. Also inhabited by swaggots, slutty attention whores, future homeless people (also known as popular kids), and idiots who take opinions too seriously. If you go on that website and hide behind the screen like it's your mommy's back, you are officially retarded. Launched at 9:30 AM on June 16, 2010, anally fucking nice people since 9:31 AM on June 16, 2010. Nobody should kill themselves, but apparently half the site's population thinks people should. Site intended to be fun. Sometimes there's constructive criticism, sometimes has people stand up for others getting bullied, sometimes it has funny stuff. Not completely bad and can be kinda fun. Unfortunately does have anonymous douchebags that bully people. If you're someone anonymously bullying kids on ask.fm you should feel ashamed and I highly suggest you apologize or at least leave those people alone. If you have a problem, confront them in real life. It doesn't matter what they did to you or who did what first, using ask.fm on anon to punish someone for it is cowardly. It's even more cowardly if they didn't do anything at all and/or you just don't like them. If you're bullied on this website just know that what those people say shouldn't mean anything. You're living your life for you and no one else. Live out your life happily and don't let some anonymous asshole on this website get you down.
Asshat: "Dude, ask.fm is so funny."
Me: "Yeah apparently so is people killing themselves"
Asshat: "If they kill themselves it's their fault; I'm just kidding when I go on there anonymously because I don't wanna face repercussions. I mean people call each other worthless, emo, stupid, meaningless and pieces of shit all the time, right?"
Me: Yeah, if you're a complete nipple and despicable human being.
ask.fm by Dr. Hot Tub February 23, 2014

vice versa anal 

When a girls asshole got fisted by her sex partner so hard it became inside out
"Sammy said he is gonna give me vice versa anal tonight."
vice versa anal by 69disan69dat November 28, 2020

COD Texting 

When one or both participants involved in the text conversation are participating in Call of Duty online matches. This conversation is characterized by one to two minute bursts of conversation, immediately followed by 10 to 15 minutes of no response due to that person's involvement in a game. This can be very frustrating to those unfamiliar with the ways of the COD.
Person 1 - "Hey dude how's it goin?"

Person 2 - "Hey man its goin well. What are you up to tonight?"

10 minutes pass

Person 2 - "???"

5 more minutes pass

Person 1 - "Hey man, I was playin COD. Got a chopper gunner and almost a nuke! Ya I'm not sure what I'm up to."

Person 2 - "Ya me too. You need to let me know when you're playin call of duty. Its rude to be COD texting when you start a conversation."
COD Texting by The Murrdawg October 11, 2011

Bronx cheer 

Also known as " blowing a raspberry" or "a raspberry". It is made by placing the tongue between the lips, or alternately placing the lips against any area of skin, and blowing. It is meant to replicate a fart and is a sign of derision. The term "Bronx cheer" dates back to the 1920s to signify this sound. The other definitions are historically incorrect if they do not mention this sound.
A Yankee or Mets losing season would elicit a Bronx cheer.
Bronx cheer by Bronx old timer August 16, 2020
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