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Black Friday 

The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player.

The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.

The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.

Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.

If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.

And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.

As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.

And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.
Black Friday by DeviousFudge December 3, 2010
Suprisingly hot person inside and outside but maybe too crazy to handle. Like their name, also the person is usually tiny/short. Taru likes to do risky things and can't be responsibility :( It's always fun to hang out with Taru but they can be different in every situation. Hard to tell what kind of person Taru really is...so be careful!
Taru, do you wanna go to party with me? "Oh I'm already here!zkdkdKwksö Come"
Taru by tarus own therapist November 22, 2021

Thomson, Georgia 

Located outside of Disgusta, GA. Absolutely the lamest town in America. The humidity will make your ass sweat and your armpits smell like farts. Full of fat, white trash rednecks who think that Chick-fil-A is fine dinning and Walmart as not only the place for entertainment but also to go grocery shopping. It's also full of low income people who don't know where else to go other than staying here. It's worst town to live.
I'd rather join the army and go to war than work in the ghetto ass Walmart in Thomson, Georgia! At least it's more fun fighting for FREEDOM!

turn on, tune in, drop out 

A term coined by Timothy Leary to describe the psychedelic experience. Leary explains it in his book Flashbacks as such

“Turn on’ meant go within to activate your neural and genetic equipment. Become sensitive to the many and various levels of consciousness and the specific triggers that engage them. Drugs were one way to accomplish this end. ‘Tune in’ meant interact harmoniously with the world around you – externalize, materialize, express your new internal perspectives. Drop out suggested an elective, selective, graceful process of detachment from involuntary or unconscious commitments. ‘Drop Out’ meant self-reliance, a discovery of one’s singularity, a commitment to mobility, choice, and change. Unhappily my explanations of this sequence of personal development were often misinterpreted to mean ‘Get stoned and abandon all constructive activity.”
"Like every great religion of the past we seek to find the divinity within and to express this revelation in a life of glorification and the worship of God. These ancient goals we define in the metaphor of the present — turn on, tune in, drop out." - Timothy Leary
hciR by Xplosion September 17, 2003
Is a handsome,amazing boyfriend, he always knows how to make a girl smile. if he breaks your heart it is probably for the best! He make become rude at times but do not argue with him and leave him be. Jeremiah will steal all your scrunchies and sometimes beg you for more but please give them to him because he deserves as many scrunchies as he can get.. even though he messed with my heart i will always deep down love him. because thats what jeremiah does. he stays in your heart forever.

, made by Kylee Katherine miller
OMG JEREMIAH IS YOU BOYFRIEND>>damn you pretty lucky , hes a cutie
jeremiah by jeremiah shultz December 11, 2019

school logic 

a rule that does not make any sense execpt the person who came up with it
the enforcement of "no electronic devices in school" is school logic
school logic by the holy ghost June 30, 2006
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