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hoover maneuver 

1. An abortion;

2. Giving someone a hickie;

3. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;

4. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Often associated with Borderline Personality Disorder. A hoover ;

5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;

6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum. A blowjob;

7. Purposely taking advantage of others by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. I got her pregnant. Cost me $750 for the hoover maneuver and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
2. If you go out with Justin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from the hoover maneuver. A stun gun will help, too.
3. I shredded the lamp cord – sorry mom – bad hoover maneuver. Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
4. My BPD ex-girlfriend tried a hoover maneuver – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her. WTF?
5. IBM used a hoover maneuver to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover maneuver. I got an upright model. Primo!
7. Marcus acquired all his lawn tools using the hoover maneuver. I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
hoover maneuver by wiki-dude September 15, 2010

Casus Belli 

from Latin: cause for war
a justification or pretext for a declaration of war.
The assassination of Archduke Ferdinand served as a casus belli for the invasion that started World War 1
Casus Belli by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Brodesser 

A big fat boy without achilles tendons

#legs#feet
´Hey is that a Brodesser?´
Act as a repetiteur for an operatic or musical theater production.
Kwame asked Dave if he would rep the Rheingold production in the upcoming season.
rep by op_charade December 24, 2008
Mayo is the seed of all universal creation. He is a true Diety who rules over the cosmos with his black belt in one hand and a piece of paper in another. He is often seen in the human world however spectating the world from a human perspective. He resides at a school and is often seen conjuring godly magic as seen from by other students. For example, walking around in circles singing the brown hymns. Eating paper in the name of the Brown Gods. And most importantly likes licking people to taste how pure is their soul. Apart from that he lives a regular life like another young alpha male, banging chicks and getting dosh behind The Shed.
Mr Walker (Teacher): Mayo, could you please hand in your work for today?

Mayo (Currently eating paper): SShuree
Mayo by AngryAsian212 January 15, 2022

skillywiggle 

(verb) to vigorously masturbate one's own penis after ejaculation until it becomes limp.
John blew his warm, thick load all over her saggy breasts and skillywiggled himself to sleep.
skillywiggle by MacGristle February 16, 2008
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