2 definitions by AngryAsian212
Mayo is the seed of all universal creation. He is a true Diety who rules over the cosmos with his black belt in one hand and a piece of paper in another. He is often seen in the human world however spectating the world from a human perspective. He resides at a school and is often seen conjuring godly magic as seen from by other students. For example, walking around in circles singing the brown hymns. Eating paper in the name of the Brown Gods. And most importantly likes licking people to taste how pure is their soul. Apart from that he lives a regular life like another young alpha male, banging chicks and getting dosh behind The Shed.
Mr Walker (Teacher): Mayo, could you please hand in your work for today?
Mayo (Currently eating paper): SShuree
Mayo (Currently eating paper): SShuree
by AngryAsian212 January 15, 2022
Monks Road is an infamous location in the city of Lincoln, England. It has been rumoured to be a hotspot for sexual assault and drug use all according to Police.org. In the local dialect of Tate County, the term Monks Road can be used in a wide range of phrases for example...
Jarvis: Bloody hell, Why did I decide to go on a school trip to Hull. Its such a shit hole.
Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.
(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.
Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.
(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.
by AngryAsian212 November 15, 2021