Damn daniel. a white kid with white vans.

A sexual encounter involving two (2) or more women.

A massive shake up of your reality that makes you totally humble.

When you want to play skyrim but your girlfriend wants to cuddle. So you play skyrim on your laptop and you lay your legs on top of her. So you get a pillow and she thinks your trying to be cute...... Even though you just want to play skyrim

Stockholm-whipped (støkhōm-hwĭpt′)

Adjective:

Someone, usually a man, in a marriage suffering from a combination of two concurrent conditions from his wife.
A man submitting to a wife's will, implicitly under threat of the denial of sexual activities from their perceived “magical vagina” This is combined with the feeling that the husband is a hostage in the relationship yet develops a psychological bond with their captor-wives during long term marital captivity.

A donkey's favorite action in poker. When used by a shark it means the odds are in his favor so fold or possibly that he is willing to gamble for the pot, are you?