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Brown Boxed

The act of farting in a confined space to the point in which it is unbearable to breathe in.
My co-worker and I Brown Boxed the truck so bad we were driving with our heads out the window .
Brown Boxed by Znanners September 1, 2016

windows vista 

the most hated os of all time. the mass opinion is: its slow, has bani bugs, always 1 gb of ram to run, is unsave agains viruses, mac osx leopard is better.

this mass opinion are not 100% true. intelligent people dont go with the flow and support the mass oppinions, they make their own opinion.

for example, if you have a crappy pc, dont buy vista, vista needs a proper pc than you have. some people with crappy pcs bought vista, it diddnt work, they startet bitching around and now everybody belives vista sucks.

or, vista is so unsave... ähhh install a proper anti virus programm and dont watch so much porn you idiot.

or, oh god the driver problems!!! ok thats true, i admit it.

or, everything looks different i cant navigate trough. yes it sucks, but be happy! you have your task bar, you can press ctrl+alt+del and the taskmanager will come up, you can press windowskey+e and the explorer will come up. with vista on your pc you are way better of navigating than on a mac. (if you have used xp before)

if we remeber the xp realese... it was the same story, everybody hatet it and said they dont want to use it. now after some sevice packs everybody beleves xp is the best os ever. wow...

the coolest thing about vista haters is that most of them dont even run vista. they just heard it sucks so they dont give it a try. well thats ok but stop bitching around you dumb fucks. god damn -.-
troll: hey what os do you run?

guy: windows vista ultimate, it runs good

troll: omg stfu vista n00b! xp ownz j00!!

guy: wow... wtf was that?

troll: stfu you and your vista suck ass. vista is epic fail!

guy: have you ever even tried it you failtroll?

troll: no cuz my friends sayd it sucks, and it does

guy: >_> EPIC FAIL TROLL IS FAIL!!!

password 

things people use to secure their account
"I use my password"
"Great. Can I use your password, too?"
"No. That's none of your fucking business!"
password by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Sassette 

The overlooked, second female Smurf (yes, there was more than one, fucker.).

Sassette was created by the other Smurflings (Nat, Snappy, and Slouchy) to keep them and Smurfette company. Unlike Smurfette, was much younger and a tomboy. Of course, when you and Smurfette are the only females in an predominantly all-male village, you have to stick together.
Sassette told Brainy to smurf off.
Sassette by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

Slut Action

Hey skank,
How about a little slut action.
Slut Action by griz March 25, 2004

pop a cork 

To get angry beyond belief and tell someone off without any civility, restraint or courtesy.
Dude, did you just see that girl flip you off?

Yeah, and if she flips me off again, I am going to seriously pop a cork.
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