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Urban Dictionary

brown crayon 

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.
Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon
Hanna is a caring girl, especially as a girlfriend. She often wants you to feel comfortable with her and that you always speak the truth. She doesn't like changes, but that doesn't matter! She likes to see you happy no matter what. Sometimes she doesn't know what to say, but a joke or a sentence often makes it all right. She misses you very quickly, so make sure to show that you still love her. She supports you and shows you that she loves you.

She does want contact often, otherwise she will miss you. She likes comfortable things.

She doesn't like people fast, (as friends) especially your friends, she does accept that you are friends with your friends and makes sure that everything runs smoothly between them and her.
She's the best girlfriend you could wish for, if you drop her you know you're making a mistake!
Boy/Girl: 'I broke up with Hanna.'
Friend: 'Omg no, she's so sweet, it's a big mistake!"
Hanna by NinaFishlove November 23, 2021

Multicrastinate 

The ability to avoid doing many things all at once.

MULTICRASTINATION the inaction of not doing anything
I have 30 e-mails to answer and dinner to cook and a research paper to write, but I'm going to multicrastinate and listen to my sleep machine make white noise.
Multicrastinate by Waughmeister March 14, 2009

Klibbrabble 

Klibbrabble is klibby rabble which is another word for the ding dong schlong juice.
My klibbrabble is too sticky
Klibbrabble by Fadgy December 9, 2020

Richard simmons

the action of putting mentos and diet coke in either your ass or another person's ass
Richard simmons by halfbreed105 April 27, 2010

janktified 

(past tense) to be janky. in a janky state of condition. to impose a janky manipulation on an object. busted up. see also janked up
"my mechanic has no skillz, he janktified my car and now it runs like crap!"
"your bike is so janktified, i wouldn't ride that sandcast rig to the bodega!"
"somebody just janktified the bathroom!"
janktified by sriracha February 2, 2006