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Layla is a girl with red hair and doesn’t want to be popular even thought she has popular friends except for one a lot of boys hate her and pick on her so that’s why she doesn’t sit next to boys she next to her friends that are girls Layla gets pretty good grades and Layla is a little bit chunky not fat or skinny just chunky
Person 1 oh is that the new girl Layla
Person 2 yeah let’s go talk to her
1. The cause of the 6th mass extinction in Earth's timeline
2. A detriment to pretty much every animal that has lived within the past 50,000 years.
Me: "So, how do you think of humans."
bear: "They're fucking terrible. They kill our population, take over our land, and now we have to deal with the ass smelling smog that pumps out of their moving boxes. Do you know how many animals have gone extinct because of these assholes? I mean the only animals who are actually benefiting from these fuckers are cats and dogs. They betrayed our own kind and decided to side with the humans. It's like they don't even know the damage humans are causing to the rest of their kind while they sleep in their giant cabins being manipulated with bones and yarn. And don't even get me started on those bricks they stare at all day long."
Me: "Yeah, We're pretty fucking terrible."
bear: "Yeah, you are."
humans by Dubiks November 10, 2018
Very nice blonde hair great personality always outgoing even at the worst of times,she very well known for her adorable laugh and her sea-green eyes, she`s also very intelligent and a very good friend. Always looks for the best in people even if they are hated by others,
teacher "oh yeah shes definitely a Aaraya"

Cockstraption 

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.
I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?
Cockstraption by malt liqua January 12, 2011
Boujee spending more than u should to hang w the uppity; a need for extravaganza.
Francois tryin to act all boujee with his $7.50 avocado toast & $6.50 venti coffee.
Boujee by Disco Kitty September 28, 2019

Santikos 

Definition:

To add water to condiments when they run low, and then shake them to mix the sauce stuck to the side. Its modern context only implies the reduction of waste, and lacks the original greed of its namesake.

Etymology:

All Santikos Theaters in San Antonio add about 25% water to their self-service condiment pumps to ‘improve the texture’. Since John Santikos is Greek, this is automatically a lie and he really only aims to improve the texture of his wallet… from fat to fatter.
Classical: “What the fuck, this ketchup just ran right off my hot dog and now I have a pink soggy bun. It also sprayed on my face in the process. Who Santikos’d the pump? Oh well, I’ll just make a bigger mess in the auditorium.”

Modern: “Hey baby the mustard is farting, can you Santikos it for me?”
Santikos by FormerEmployee February 10, 2010