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Baseball 

Baseball isn’t just a bunch of dumbasses hitting and throwing a ball. Baseball is tradition, baseball unites people, baseball is a pastime, baseball is triumph but also defeat. We look up to our baseball heroes, they might strikeout 5 times that game but we still love them. Baseball fans are the best fans in existence, our team might lose every fucking game and we’re completely pissed but we are right back watching them the next season. The players are great, whether they’re signing autographs, throwing a ball in the stands, or jacking homeruns they’re always smiling and loving there game. Unlike football we have some decently respecting players that will actually fucking stand up for their country. The players are so diverse short, tall, fat, Mexican, black, white, Asian, everything. Baseball has sparked many generations to love the game. One of the best speeches in baseball history comes from Lou Gehrig, “ On this day I consider myself to be the luckiest man on the face of the Earth,” even though he knew he would suffer a tragic death he knew he was privileged enough to play in front of tons of people who truly admired him and shared his love for the game. Many kids have grown up with baseball in their hearts and begged to play alongside their heroes. There is nothing more American than apple pie, hot dogs, and baseball ⚾️. Whether you’re a bandwagon loving Yankee or maybe you’re a live in the past Reds fan always remember the true meaning and values of baseball.
Baseball is my favorite sport.

There are three strikes in baseball.
Baseball by ⚾️ November 23, 2017
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Roadberry 

A berry that grows on the side of the road. Most common in Washington State. Could be a blackberry or raspberry.
Don't be a little bitch like Chris, eat the damned roadberry.
Roadberry by AZNBEN August 23, 2019

anti-vaccer 

A troubled adult going through a mid-life crisis. Most likely someone from a rural population or someone who is uneducated on the mechanism of action of vaccines and bases their understanding of vaccines solely on the non-intellects around them or through the propaganda provided by anti-vaccination groups. This person is very likely someone who heavily relies on case reports for their understanding of the major side-effects of vaccines thinking this type of anecdotal evidence is real science and is easily swayed by the media. This person may also be someone who has supposedly lost or has known someone who has lost a child to immunization. Thankfully, I am not one of these people, if you couldn't already tell.
Jenny McCarthy is an anti-vaccer. Anyone who is an anti-vaccer is highly inclined to reject the proponents of modern medicine altogether, but comes forward to the doctor when they have a serious medical condition that their "herbal supplements" couldn't fix.
A person making the fish face with puckered face and blushing upon being caught.

Resembling a fish blushing. Something cute.
If a fish could blush, it would blish.

She blished when I caught her taking selfies.
Blish by BritishKoalaHugs September 2, 2018

phalange fusion

The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.
I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
phalange fusion by phalangefusion January 31, 2017
A bigboy is a rather large entity who spreads positivity. They are often clumsy and drop things they are about to eat. They also get very infuriated when you call out their look-alikes, such as Sol Campbell
Bigboy and Rosie really seem to have great chemistry don’t they? Perhaps they can drop bacon rolls together
Bigboy by JewsStayLitty101 April 24, 2020
1) To reply to someone in a sarcastic way - like saying "great" sarcastically

2) Can say it anywhere like " yeet " or "fuck"
1) Person 1 : "It's raining outside"
Person 2 : "Yeans"

2) "YEANS!"
Yeans by madrinlaurmily69 October 6, 2019