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Cunt Sore 

A cunt which is red and swollen around the labia. Caused due to an intense session of slapping (swaffling)the outer cunt in an intense rhymatic fashion using a semi erect bashing penis.
Tim felt highly satisfied after swaffling Lianne's cunt so hard she had Cunt Sores for days after. He then came on her face.
Cunt Sore by MegaMartins May 6, 2009

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.
I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.
Bryony Croft by DunnP January 2, 2022

Scientific Anti‑communism

A form of anti‑communism that claims scientific authority for its opposition, often by arguing that Marxism fails empirical tests, is unfalsifiable, or contradicts established science (e.g., economics, psychology, evolutionary theory). It presents itself not as political prejudice but as a rational, evidence‑based critique. Scientific anti‑communism draws on Karl Popper’s demarcation criterion (Marxism as pseudoscience) and Cold War social science that framed communism as irrational or pathological. Its practitioners often ignore that their own preferred systems (liberal capitalism, democracy) also rest on unprovable assumptions.
Example: “He rejected Marx because ‘historical materialism isn’t falsifiable’—scientific anti‑communism, using Popper’s rule as a political weapon while ignoring that liberalism’s core tenets are equally unfalsifiable.”

Scientistic Anti‑communism

A variant of scientific anti‑communism that elevates science—or a particular image of science—into the ultimate arbiter of truth, then uses that standard to condemn communism as unscientific, dogmatic, or delusional. Scientistic anti‑communism often reduces complex social questions to technical problems, demanding “evidence” for revolutionary change while treating existing capitalist arrangements as natural. It relies on the prestige of science to launder political preferences, framing opposition to communism not as a political choice but as a rational necessity.

Example: “He called communism ‘anti‑science’ because it didn’t produce RCTs for every policy—scientistic anti‑communism, using a narrow model of science to foreclose entire political possibilities.”
A sleep schedule in which a person sleeps 30 minutes every four to six hours. (This is actually done by some people notably university/college students with dead-end goals, self-proclaimed insomniacs, security guards at places which require little security, etc.)
"I became so addicted to coffee as a student that I'm now on Uberman - and unemployed."
Uberman by Tojonto June 25, 2006

ventsislav 

Boys with the name "Ventsislav" tend to be the best boyfriends in the world. That means not only a great sex partner but also a best friend. So great that you'll show them your true stalking nature and creepiest laugh.
1- Ventsislav, I have a dildo.
2- Really? Bring it over then!
ventsislav by nainaparque November 22, 2021
White guy withe biggest peen 30-40 inches long
Tj has a big peen
Tj by Leeooeoe April 17, 2020

The Silmarillion 

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.
While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.
The Silmarillion by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015
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