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Urban Dictionary

Verb. To furiously bludgeon someone with a penis, most often one's own.
When the warriors of Yi dynasty Korea were attack by the relentless Midgets of Chinese Taipae, the formost masters of martial arts developed the jelop of fury, a devestating attack which my be utilized for waist high opponents in quarters too close for kicking.
jelop by Sancho Funderburke January 17, 2004
Person 1: dood have you seen how much of a fucking simp kayleb is?
Person 2: yea man, he's always going for that cooch but never gets it. fucking simp ass
Kayleb by Bruh_Moment47 January 28, 2020

The Baker 

The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.
Dude you killed the baker too soon you fucked us; or God damnit who invited the baker.

Band Kid 

Someone who is often sleep-deprived from hours of practice, but one of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Even if they might not act like it sometimes. Probably loves memes and finds a way to make a joke out of everything.
PERSON I: Whoa, look! It's a band kid! I bet that person's a total nerd.

PERSON II: Hey, that's mean! But, well.... yeah, you're right.
Band Kid by SketchyBee January 1, 2020
The asian-american (possibly hawaiian) way to say "rid of her".
"Gaston, you need to get rih huh, you dont play golf no more."

"But i like my girlfriend karl!"
Rih Huh by Pedrozzzza September 9, 2009

Wednesday Trim 

A Wednesday trim is when you trim your pubes on a Wednesday in anticipation of getting lucky on the weekend.

It is important to trim on a Wednesday because it gives you time to grow a little stubble, and get rid of the razor burn so it doesn't look like you shaved just for the weekend.
Person 1: "Dude my ex girlfriend is coming over Friday, should I shave the pubes before she comes?"

Person 2: "Bro, you should go with the Wednesday Trim, that way she knows you didn't shave just for her."
Wednesday Trim by team este April 10, 2009
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