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Dicqueef 

When a male has an excess of air built up, the releases it, creating a fart-like sound
Todd-" I just got head from this chick and it sucked."

Mike-" Why dude? Did she forget to cup the balls?"

Todd-" Nah dude, i accedently Dicqueeffed in her face."
Dicqueef by PKL_149 December 13, 2009

Booksmartass 

He that keeps on boasting about the fact that he/ she has outstanding retention memory
Nacho Kept on winning at trivial pursuit and que couldnt keep quiet about it, what a booksmartass.
Booksmartass by Rodolfo Rivera July 29, 2008
the person who gives
Kinge Vishesh is a young boy
Kinge by KingeVishesh March 5, 2020

Jumper cables 

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.
I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).
Jumper cables by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007
When you lose loot to someone's 4th or 5th spec.
I wanted that ring but i got veraleed.
Veraleed by Psyqosquid November 9, 2022
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