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🤠☂️ by M͜͡o͜͡o͜͡n͜͡s͜͡t͜͡o͜͡n͜͡e͜͡ January 10, 2021

Shmishmore

A word that can mean anything, usually used when one cannot think of the correct word.

I tripped over that shmishmore and I think I pulled my poon!

Shmishmore by Bathtowel Willie November 24, 2011

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear by QuacksO May 18, 2019

kill

1. to do really well on
2. to own

I killed the test today!
I killed the try outs!

I got killed by the lab assignment, yo!

kill by trollolololol0l0l0l0l0l October 31, 2011

VacationGF

When someone goes "wtf, WHEN have you ever had sex?", -with a fictional girl on vacation. Amy..what was her last name..she didnt say. A vacationGF may not always be an imaginary person, if a hotel waitress smiles at you that means she wants to have sex with you and therefore you had sex with her. Similar to a WhereIusedtoliveGF and FromMyOldWorkGF.

dont lie youve never had sex. "I have she was a vacationGF you wouldnt know her" bullshit "Its not, she was as wet as a ducks belly as soon as she saw me in the pool" how did you know if she was in the pool? :s "fuck off alright"

VacationGF by ThE-ShIt@RaVes August 31, 2011

terrorist

police officer

get the terrorist to stop loitering on my lawn with nuclear weaponry and over a trillion dollars eacb when im making $3 hour. please.

terrorist by Cody5050 November 14, 2020

Schwab Job

When Schwab receives a text about a male she knows needing a blow job, she will gargle the male's testicles during the act.

Bret: Hey I could use a Schwab Job right about now.
Schwab: Sounds good, come get me!
Bret: On my way.

Schwab Job by Bret Baughman December 29, 2010

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