Rarest and blackest element among all earth metals. Nigerium has an odd magnetic attraction to any Popeyes establishments in the area. It’s also too radioactive to be used in nuclear power plants

A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.

The only Nuclear Power Officer in the Navy with a degree in Music

Character from Gurren Lagann.
The unofficial mascot of Team Dai-Gurren, Boota (ブータ, Būta?) is a small mole-pig from Giha village, whom Simon keeps as a pet. Boota is characterised by his sunglasses and star pattern surrounding the tail in his rear end. No matter how many years pass, Boota's physical appearance does not change. Although he can't talk, he can understand humans, and even has seemingly near-human intelligence. His favorite spots to stay are between Yoko's breasts[ or on Simon's shoulders. He has ripped off his tail and consequently the [tip of his rear end as an emergency food supply for Kamina and Simon so as to provide energy to the starving duo during a crucial fight scene, and also has served as a morale figure to Yoko, when she first hesitated at piloting Gurren in place of Kamina. Interestingly enough, he too was thrown in prison along with Simon, and even had his own pair of miniature handcuffs. When Simon and Viral broke out of jail, Boota loyally ran to Simon's shoulder. However, upon seeing Yoko again, he hastily jumped in her cleavage once more.

Networking on yachts and boats for business purposes