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Angelique 

The most stunning girl you will ever meet. Her death stare will say it all. Angelique's are usually tall and the most funniest person to be around, they have blackish brownish hair, with their brown eyes and beautiful smiles it's almost impossible to fall for her, they are usually smart, kind, caring, forgiving and the best. At first Angelique is tough but once you get to know her she will become the best thing that has ever happened to you. Sometimes she can get annoyed but deep down she adores you. Will make the best girlfriend in the world with the warmest hugs and the warmest hands and their soft perfect body's its impossible to let go of them.
If you have an Angelique you will 100% regret losing her, she will be the best thing that has happened to you.
Woah, look how sexy Angelique is looking
Damn, Matt's so lucky that she is with him
what a fine ass
I wanna bang her so much
Angelique by TheSimpMan March 18, 2020

curbosaurus 

when someone accidentally scrapes the rims of their car on the curb by parking too close to the pavement scratching the rims.
Gives the impression that a creature has come and scratched or chewed at the wheels of their car.
Alex: Looks like the curbosaurus has been at that vectra.

Wes:What?

Alex:The curbosaurus. You know, the dinosaur that comes and scratches your rims as punishment for parking too close to the pavement.

Wes:I see.
curbosaurus by The_Flea October 27, 2008

Jordi bejar 

A pure idol of amazingness, not very good at sports but he can cream you at anything else, he is very tall and the most amazing person you will ever meet

Global Warming Pig 

A pig that contributes to climate change because of it's lifestyle.
Someone who loves One Piece excessively. They can usually be found talking bad about Naruto because no one wants to talk about One Piece.
-weekly shonen jump comes out-

guy: woah naruto this week was epic!
piecetard: naruto sucks!!!!!!!! one piece is betteerr in every way !! sasuke is gay ( even tho there is no proof about that lame claim)
Piecetard by ShinobiScout January 27, 2022
Wishing You Long Life and Prosperity
wullnp by okeyishere1 September 28, 2020
Hot At A Glance. A girl who looks attractive at first glance, but upon closer inspection, is anything but.
I was walking down the street and saw a smoking hot blond at the intersection and I had to double take. When I got a second look I realized she was a HAAG, much older and not attractive at all.
HAAG by Shoes McFeeley July 27, 2010
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