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a real gentleman with a hatred for little blond women
He is the man that has been kind to us! He is a real bjarne you know? But he does seem to dislike the blonde dwarf in the corner of the room..
Bjarne by Mr.fatcock123 November 22, 2021
Harry: Hey. Wanna play Football?
Mark: Nah I'm off to play Hockey it's much better
Hockey by Iceman356 September 30, 2019
A person who is beautiful, but they never believe it themselves. They are head of the family & always the bread winner .They are caring and always there for their friends, and always trying to solve everyone else's problems. They are often depressed when teased, left alone, if they feel used, ignored by the people they love, or left alone. They tend to be energetic and love being outside, and are very intelligent. They love to read, draw, or anything creative. When they are put in a situation where they meet new people or are doing something new they can be shy and quiet until they know someone or what they are doing. If they are with their friends than they can be loud and obnoxious. They are musically inclined and they love to Sing. They can act like parents to everyone, especially those they love. They get hurt easily and need lots of attention from their love. They are trustworthy and person you can turn to for advice or just for an ear. they can be violent and don't forget anything that happens, but have a hard time holding grudges. tend to be really spiritual,don't like to talk about their feelings, but love to tell stories about past adventures. they're always smiling,if quiet than something is wrong. often will mess with their hair color and style, love messing with colors,outfits and shopping. they love learning new things,especially different languages. They aren't great spellers though,and don't like lying
Michael is the mogaji of the family
mogaji by Deemorgan February 22, 2021
The act of hugging somebody while biting them lightly.
The lovable panda bear nombled his owner.
nomble by Doyoufeelblame May 20, 2009
This is the absolute best gun to ever exist. Created originally by Mikhail Kalashnikov, the Avtomat Kalashnikova is a gas powered 7.62mm soviet chambered assault rifle. The Soviets greatest weapon. It can work when covered in mud, (idk why you would do that but ok boomer) It can survive peanut butter and bananas in its mechanism. It's also used to commit mass genocide against a horde of angry fucking government employees.
when you want to ride a bear, drink vodka, and shoot up all the americans with the trust 7.62 soviet assault rifle with trusty gas power and won't be stopped by puny fucking mud. Aka Avtomat Kalashnikov. Made by Mikhail Kalashnikov our lord and saviour making the best goddamn bear riding gun for Russians.AK-47, also called Kalashnikov Model 1947, Soviet assault rifle, possibly the most widely used shoulder weapon in the world. The initials AK represent Avtomat Kalashnikova, Russian for “automatic Kalashnikov,” for its designer, Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov, who designed the accepted version of the weapon in 1947.
AK-47 by happypigletYT June 2, 2020

presipitation 

Falling drops of liquid caused by someone's messily guzzling a beverage.
Da term "presipitation" can also refer to da copious drippage of assorted bodily fluids from someone who feels in desperate need of a drink. Depending on what TYPE of "drink" dat's being referred to here, it sometimes could indeed be just a totally-legitimate need for supplementary moisture, such as WATER on a FIERY-hot day; in dat instance, of course, it most certainly WOULD be totally reasonable and healthy to provide said desired relief to da sufferer. But then on da other hand, if it involves a raging thirst for FIRE WATER dat is creating da profusely-perspiring/teary person's agonies, supplying said unhealthy fermented fluid would likely be about da WORST thing you could do --- da saline-solution-drenched person should instead be sent to a treatment center dat specializes in substance-abuse, so dat hopefully his artificially-elevated cravings can be dealt with sensibly and properly!
presipitation by QuacksO December 10, 2022
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