Piecetard

Someone who loves One Piece excessively. They can usually be found talking bad about Naruto because no one wants to talk about One Piece.

-weekly shonen jump comes out-

guy: woah naruto this week was epic!
piecetard: naruto sucks!!!!!!!! one piece is betteerr in every way !! sasuke is gay ( even tho there is no proof about that lame claim)

Piecetard by ShinobiScout January 27, 2022

Peetard 

Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."

Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.

Peetard by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012

Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

Pinetard by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

peetard 

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

peetard by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

Peetard 

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

Peetard by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018

Peetard 

A retard who pees.

he's a professional peetard.

Peetard by zandubaam October 19, 2022

peetard 

Somone who has to go to the bathroom a lot and/or has a small bladder.

Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!

peetard by Wail Halls September 3, 2006