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An "emoticon" used to assist in trolling or general assfuckery. Generally called cancerface. A face only to be used in online conversations.
Scientist has come online.
Muhammed: hey fuckwad :^)
Scientist: look at this link <redacted>
Muhammed: holy shit what the hell is that
Scientist: :^)
:^) by Muhemmet June 22, 2016
This word means weird or mentally unstable. In a sentence, the word would be a noun. For example. Yadira is an imbecile. Or. Yadira needs Jesus.
Yadira by Jo is Joey January 27, 2022

Peesturbate 

Tommy- When I went to the go to the bathroom I peesturbated bruh!
Peesturbate by dickleberries December 31, 2014

Wilhemed 

During the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to ejaculate into a tissue or other alternatives, you ejaculate into your hand. You leave the semen in your hand until the morning until it is dry. Once you wake up you go to wash it off.
"Dude whats that you got in your hand?"

"Uh.. I was making a mayonaisse sandwich.."

"... You wilhemed again didnt you?"
Wilhemed by Amelia The Stunt Bum February 27, 2009
A hottie with a body and gives great sex while at the same time satisfying everyone around him.
He was goin Pahood all night long on mehhh!!!!
Pahood by slakdfjwlhjgipoh December 8, 2010
to tell someone to be quiet
Melissa, be shushie, I'm trying to concentrate.
shushie by AyatoK March 30, 2006
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