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Mandy's dookie that she catches and leaves in the trash can...face up, with peanuts and vegies in it. Looks like splatter painted vegetable soup. Sometimes there may be hay in it too.
Mandy got drunk and put her stookie in the bed and you licked it up off the pillow.
Stookie by BeatRice Holetapp March 17, 2005

trekie core 

When someone is so into star-trek that they have surpassed the former saying of trekie.
Captin Grey had sex with three green aliens in the last few parsecs he sure is trekie core.
trekie core by Henrik Sedin April 12, 2005

Sealtiel 

An absolute fuckin chad. Beast
That dude's a sealtiel
Sealtiel by Killlyxz June 8, 2021
The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.
Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.
Archie by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023

Jiffy-Blunt

A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.
You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone

Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.

Indeed, we did win sectionals.
Jiffy-Blunt by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

almirese 

The language spoken by a brazilian homosexual author and cook with lupus.. Mostly a mix of english words in an incorrect sentence structure.. Instead of saying Hello, how are you today? in almirese it would be, HELLLLLOS!,you are doings good for the day are you? Majority of the time, nothing spoke in almirese makes any sense.
example:

Beese shit! No prep job, me only one who do right!,

My lupa make no sun for me. no lifting heavy, you lift - no me....

Book i write, come out soon, many signings I will do. You get copy- no charge- free for you, mother sent me monies so i okay!

KKkkkkkkkkk

RSRSRssrsrsrsrsrsrsrs!
he speaks almirese, and I never know what he is talking about...
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