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Garretted 

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
Garretted by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

Wetter letter

A shemale shits while fucking a males dickhole
Bro that girl over there gave me some nice wetter letter
Wetter letter by C4RB1D3 November 29, 2020

Christmad 

A state of being confused and somewhat mad because you didn't get what you wanted on Christmas, but in the end are still happy with what you recieved. A state nobody should ever be in.
When Bob didn't get an XBOX on Christmas, but got a PS3 instead, he was christmad.
Christmad by gatoradar December 25, 2010
Sexual position that refer to spooning or fucking someone in the butt. Pronounced six-six.
Forget sixty-nining (69), I wanna 66 (six-six).
66 by yingyang opposites August 24, 2011
to de-violence a conversation, situation, beef, etc.
He could teach aerobics instead of martial arts. (..devile)
devile by esmam July 24, 2008

the Works 

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything
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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on]!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."
the Works by RobertOldhead April 3, 2008
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