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Tony is the most handsome, kind hearted man you will ever meet.

He has so many strengths and very few weaknesses.

His weaknesses only make him stronger.

He works very hard to be successful.

He has a lot of ambition.

He will make all of the women in the world melt.

He is better than he knows.

He shouldn't be afraid of not pleasing the one he loves because it is his heart that shines brighter than anything.

His intentions are good.

He is strong mentally and physically.

He is the man you take to your whole family to meet.

He will protect you.

He is husband material.

He cooks, cleans and is very intelligent.

He has so many great hobbies and qualities.

Somebody who is not behaving as you would like, or somebody who is acting stupidly (pronounced, poum)

When a person puts whipped cream on another's nipples, with the intent of eating it off the nipples, engaging in nipple-fellatio

Dasha is the sweetest girl in the universe. If u mess with her friends u will have 2 deal with her. She is caring, funny and very talanted. She will always be there 4 u when ur in trouble. If u meet a Dasha, ur life will change and u will always have a smile on ur face.

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