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shit crap day 

A 'shit crap day,' can be defined as a day that would rather be forgotten, but simply cannot be erased from ones memory due to it being both SHIT & CRAP. Therefore the day has been so stained and smeared with shit AND crap, that it's a complete write off. It may as well be flushed right down the toilet....

A person will only ever use this phrase as a result of suffering from mid-sentence Shit-Crap-Day-Turrets. SCDT, is what occurs when a person's brain is struggling to decide upon whether the day has been SHIT or CRAP, and in a momentary fit, blurts out both descriptions simultaneously. SCDT can occur during, or upon reflection of, the shit crap day.

Note: A shit crap day, is even more extreme than having
a, "day that was cray," or commenting that, "that shit (your day) way cray."
"I had such a shit crap day the other day. I opened a packet of snakes alive the other day, and they were all dead." - A common example of a shit crap day.

She listened to Ushers' Album 'Confessions,' and it became apparent that he was indeed singing about their past romp. It was a Shit-crap day, and a shit fight was sure to follow.

Friend 1: I'm pregnant, and Justin Bieber is the father.
Friend 2: What? So, Immaculate Conception is real then. We will have to start going to church now.
Friend 1: And to think, we didn't even sin. What a shit.crap.day.

And then the penny dropped. It was at that moment, that Cheska realised that 'Reality TV,' wasn't reality. It was like a really shit-crap-day legit.
shit crap day by Renecan June 24, 2012

Beatmania 

You are the DJ. awesome Bemani game where you've got the turn table. though 5-key is popular 7-key is better.
"My friend is wicked awesome at BeatMania!"
Beatmania by Rane May 8, 2003

Morning Juice 

The semi-fluid diarrhea that comes after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.
Uhh, sorry Jeff, I just stained your porcelain toilet with my Morning Juice.
Morning Juice by F.E. Forster December 1, 2003
Like libtard , but used by young white people instead. Using it is meant to signify that you are of the pure and true left. Invented in 2016 during Russia's misinformation campaign to allow middle class white people cosplaying as poor people (while still having well off parents) to talk down to marginalised groups who had been working within the system to change it.

The hipsters wanted Bernie, had internalized their conservative parents hatred of Hillary Clinton, and if they did not get their way, then they wanted a violent revolution. Fought by the little people of course, not them. They'd be the generals because they're all soooo smart.

Those who use use it behave as most white people do. By sharing memes and thinking that counts for political discourse. They call themselves leftists instead of liberals because Russian bots conflated the American definition with the classical definition.

The people who use it live online in bubbles of YouTube celebs and their circle jerk memes. Most often they become full on tankies because edginess is currency among these types..

The ones who use it would be conservatives and enjoy their white supremacy but alas, their boomer parents sold off their future, so to the white "leftists" begrudgingly joined the left, but decided that they needed to distinguish themselves from the liberals they were brought up to hate. So the true left in the US suddenly became shitlibs and these new brocialists deemed themselves leftist.
Omg, that poor low information voter is such a shitlib. She reads books and newspapers and watches the news instead of YouTube and meme sharing. What a tool of the system bro.
Shitlib by BdoMcGregor August 30, 2022
Neu is a girl that eats soap , dances naked in her mother's kitchen , she has boobs and she lives in a tropical city called Nanus
Sa:i just saw a girl eathing soap naked in a kitchen
Alumette:oh ya , she juste moved in she's called Neu
Neu by Barneyloveskids January 30, 2017
Vernaculer language popular too.
English may be your best bet for success only for good reason .
english by prosvsjoesamronstbrown September 19, 2026

Da-Don-Da-Done 

Any human that is super hating on you like your life needs to end!
a: Any human on dog food allowing evil in for the purpose of destruction!
b: Somebody Nosy dying to find out about the next person relationship!
c: Somebody that's willing to cut your hours even though there was no formal training!
D: Any ignorant action or word stated that disrupts flow state!
E: Anybody's action's or thoughts that matches circus music!
1 .my boss came in after a bad night she was such a Da-Don-Da-Done that morning
Da-Don-Da-Done by P&M-Brown May 16, 2025
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