at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting

1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

at least buy me dinner first by jigtigglybitties October 18, 2018

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Rap

Rap is an acronym for: Rhythm and Poetry.

Surprisingly, a lot of people don't seem to know this.

RAP = rhythm and poetry

Rap by Joab Da Truth January 29, 2009

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Dow Syndrome

Dow Syndrome is a disorder in the stock market characterized by a lack of money to back up lending habits. Markets with Dow Syndrome tend to have considerably lower yields, developmental disabilities, and profound growth impairment.

I hope you didn't plan on retiring anytime soon, cause the market has Dow Syndrome.

Dow Syndrome by Benjamind March 3, 2009

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Lilly

Lilly is a whore. She has no friends and never will. She's ugly, mean, and gives two fucks less about what anybody thinks. She likes old man cock.

Lilly is a whore.

Lilly by dnjrnfhrbccccecn f r April 28, 2020

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Processing hell

When one video in a series of YouTube videos disappear during uploading. Also known as "uploading hell" or "youtube hell" and requires the YouTube user to re-upload his video.

Youtuber #1: "Dammit, SSoHPKC's video, number 51, is in Processing hell."

Youtuber #2: "At least number 52 got through."

Processing hell by Ghodith September 7, 2010

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Exasperbated

verb

To irritate or provoke to a high degree through the use of masturbation.

1) Hey man! That's like, your fourth time masturbating today! Get a fucking girlfriend.

2) Dude! Quit jerking it in front of me! Or i am going to be exasperbated with you.

Exasperbated by rogerthewhale November 16, 2011

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lolicon

A creep who loves to buy merch of little anime girls and pedo bear merch. Also known as @okaydaisy.xo on instagram

'daisy is a fucking lolicon!!'
'what a pedophile!'

lolicon by bigback98 May 19, 2024

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