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" Oit Shut Up Braisen Face "
Braisen by ButlerMayyttee May 25, 2008
Vollmer is a type of person who does their best to suck your personal wealth out of you, without actually causing pain, but just extreme annoyance after you notice it is happening
Omg he such a Vollmer he turned up 1 day for a glass of water and never left.
Vollmer by Royalboy February 13, 2021

Tim Urban 

The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N

American Idol Contestant

HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)

Hair flick ;)

Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1

Tim Urban: *smiles*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*

Tim Urban: *hair flick*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*

Example 2

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: =.=

Tim Urban: *smiles*
Tim Urban by timurbanlover November 26, 2010

runt bag 

1) a vagina, cooch
2) a bag of fruit, homosexual
Hey, your runt bag smells.
runt bag by Liz January 11, 2004
Someone who asks a question, but argues or questions (wipes out) every answer given them.
Example:
Husband: Do we have any sugar?
Wife: No, I used the last of it this morning.
Husband: Are you sure? I could have sworn there was some left in the cupboard yesterday.
Husband is being an askwipe!
Askwipe by Luvurpug April 17, 2015
Butty butt naked ass clapper or butty butt naked ass clap
“ Janet just got out the shower and she’s a total BBNAC “, “ Don just BBNAC at yesterdays party “
BBNAC by Afquack December 31, 2025
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