tiny poof

An animal that appears great in size, but, once you touch it, is actually very small and only appears so large because it has a great deal of fur. Like a pom pom, but alive, and, also, not at all.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.

Father: Your rabbit is a lot bigger than you said it was
*Picks up rabbit*
Father: Ah, this creature is entirely composed of fur
Daughter: Told you; my rabbit is a tiny poof.

tiny poof by Pzazz Injyles March 18, 2015

Palliative Care

Standard care for dying patients that is now so advanced that clients now rate it 12% as humane as Auschwitz.

I dreamed that Dr. Mengele gave me a peaceful injection last night. Then I woke up and found that a pro-life torturer had been assigned to my case. If only I was on death row, I wouldn't have to endure palliative care.

Palliative Care by Kevin Andrews April 11, 2009

Sad Satan Is A Fatty Fatty

A code-word for MTF transsexuals.

Hi Melissa, sad Satan is a fatty fatty.

Sad Satan Is A Fatty Fatty by anonymous December 29, 2021

Eddison

Eddison is the guy you would find in seven eleven throwing a tantrum that he didn’t get a Roblox gift card, he also steals his moms underwear and study’s it for things like: dinosaurs, Elmo’s secret family under your bed, your besties rat in the attic, and best of all YOU. Eddison has committed 34 crimes and is now on the run from the popo
HELP EDDISON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eddison: i spent my moms lifetime savings on Robux

Erik: cool i stole from the president of Russia last week, and stole his can of spam :)
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Eddison by Ur secretly adopted August 27, 2022

Sarkozy

Nicolas Sarkozy is the first dwarf to be elected as president of france.

From hungarian descent, he was elected on his pledge to "sweep off the scums", meaning the muslim population that france has piled up in suburban ghettos since they helped rebuilding the country after WW2.

His hobbies are : passing laws that only contribute to his associates and himself (1st thing he did as President was to raise his salary up to 140%), openly trying to pull strings for his sons, hanging out with french jet-set, appearing wasted during the G8 meeting, after a "private meeting" with Poutine, etc

Hated by most of the french for not keeping promises and acting like a jerk (although they had it coming), he is currently awaiting to be replace in 2012.

You: - Have you heard the lastest rumor about sarkozy and bruni?
Me : - No, because i don't give a shit.

You : - How did this joke get elected?
Me : - Ask the 53% of braindeads who voted for him

Sarkozy by WillXL April 24, 2010

MNYAU

Derived from Russian 'MNE' - 'TO ME', 'FOR ME'...ZHLOB

Victor is a MNYAU

MNYAU by K0CMOC November 12, 2003

Treesha

A Term Used To Identify A Rachet Stupid Hoe/Slut. Who thinks shes a baddie, but in all reality is trifling, busted, and Nasty as hell.

MJ: Gang, Bru Nattys a Treesha No Cap
CEA: Fr Fr, She nasty asl and always tryna make errything bout her

Treesha by LilDice$inns January 29, 2019

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