Emotional Units (EU's)

Emotional Units: (also known as EU's) aggravation, anger, sadness, or rage as measured in non specific units, or as a measure of personal energy. Shorthand for a problem or issue that is consuming a lot of attention , usually in a relationship.

"I'm not going to spend Emotional Units (EU's) on your ex-boyfriend anymore."

Emotional Units (EU's) by Westlnguy June 20, 2009

Defcon Shit System

Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.

Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.

Defcon Shit System by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023