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on the hook 

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.
Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."
on the hook by greetification March 2, 2010

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.
That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.
Counter jockey by wayfarer April 29, 2005

Burnover 

It's like a hangover but instead of drinking you smoke so much weed you wake up with a headache from dehydration. You could also be stuck with the second day sillies
Dude 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out today?
Dude 2: *sleepy raspy voice* nah man. I smoked so much bud last night I got a burnover. I think I'm just gonna stay in bed and drink water all day.
Burnover by LionToke September 12, 2016

dub stub 

Generally used to refer to a 2 inch penis.
Jamal has a dub stub.
dub stub by Thoughtyoushouldknow October 8, 2013
Pronunciation: v•game'In
Function: noun
1: A community created for the gaming webmaster.
2: A resource site for webmasters to gather, share their knowledge and talk about the goings-on in the gaming industry. Also known as the video.gamin.network.
1. I visit www.vgamin.com daily to gather the latest news for my websites.

2. VGamin' helps me with updating my Blog.
vgamin by Marshall-Mansion August 30, 2006

Ugcloser 

When you spot a an 'attractive' girl from a distance, but when approached turns out to be ugly.
guy 1-"yo dude check out that fine broad over there"
(the girl walks by)
guy2- "Man that was one nasty fucking ugcloser bro"

guy-"Yo man look at that honey over there, I'm go get some."
girl-"Heey"
guy-"Damn girl, your an ugcloser!"
Ugcloser by Ibiz December 15, 2009
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